FML

From FML.com:

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML.

Why would anyone do that :S. Sometimes I think that people make these up..and the website never accepts the ones that I write and they are completely true which makes them funnier...